At the moment, my boyfriend is helping me set up a new blog website! I can't wait to show it to everyone! Right now, we are only creating the basic outline of the website, but hopefully within the next two days it will be up and running!
As soon as the website is fully functional, I will post a link to the site.
Thanks for your patience with my lack of blog posts!
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Real-Time Blog of Commercials during the Super Bowl
Today I am watching the Super Bowl. I am not a football watching kind of a gal. I was in marching band in high school and cheered for my team. It's enjoyable from time to time, but I just can not follow a whole season.
However, what I do love about the Super Bowl is the three F's: food, friends, and funny [ads]. I always joke around and tell my friends and kids I work with that the Super Bowl is one of my favorite holidays. It's because I'm always having a good time eating food with my favorite people and laughing at funny ads. My other favorite holidays - Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter - all involve lots of food and my favorite people as well.
So here I am, watching the game while drinking a Diet Pepsi and some Smirnoff, eating some chili dip and pretzels. However, I am more in this for the ads.
The fun thing about the ads as of 2011 is that you can vote "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" on Hulu for them right after they are shown on the television. So if you missed one the first time, want to see them again, don't want to watch the game but want to watch the ads, or want to vote, head on over. I have a widget at the end of this post (hopefully it will work) that will take you to Hulu.com to see the ads.
Now, I'll just be making a few comments for each ad. There may be spoilers. At the end I'll state whether I gave it a "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" on Hulu. This will be for creativity/hilarity of the ad. I will not rate the ads that are for campaigns.
Here we go...
Groupon "Whales" ("thumbs up"): Starts off with Cuba Gooding Jr. narrating about how whales are becoming extinct but then getting excited about how he and his friends got a discount on Groupon.com to go view the whales from a boat. When I saw this on tv, I thought it was an ad to save the whales, but I did not see the end coming.
Bud Light "Hack Job" ("thumbs down"): I just felt like the ad played off of stereotypes and wasn't as original/creative as I wanted it to be. Didn't really cause me to laugh.
Doritos "Pug Attack" (up): This was my favorite ad so far. It is about a man who taunts a dog through a glass door with Doritos. I bet you can guess who won that one. I also loved how the little dog's folds/ears were bouncing as it ran. So cute. So funny.
Audi "Release the Hounds" (up): This commercial showed many rich, older generation men and women locked up in a high end prison with their long cigarettes, fancy clothing, and champagne glasses. Two men escape and the prison unleashes some "tricks/traps" to catch the criminals. I laughed a bit and found the different ways they tried to catch the men to be creative. Plus there's a surprise at the end with Kenny G serenading the inmates.
Chevrolet "Cruze Eco Misunderstanding" (down): This commercial also plays on a stereotype, that old people cannot hear. I didn't find many of the comments made during the commercial funny. Also, the old people were watching a commercial about the new Chevrolet, so I found that a little redundant.
Bud Light "Product Placement" (up): I liked this commercial a lot better than their ad earlier in the night. They played off of the fact that there are a lot of ads in movies and put Bud Light EVERYWHERE in their sword-fighting battle. The part that I loved the most was when a huge Bud Light semi crashed through the set. Much better.
Chevrolet "Silverado TVC Tommy" (up): This commercial used a car instead of a dog to play Lassie. It would honk instead of barking when the child was in trouble and then help his parents rescue him. There are all kinds of ridiculous scenarios other than just the kid getting stuck in the well. I laughed during this ad.
Pepsi "Love Hurts" (up): If you love watching someone get knocked out by a can of Pepsi to the forehead, this commercial is for you. Throughout the commercial, it shows a man creatively cheating on his diet in different rooms and different ways - and his wife catching him each time. The last part of the commercial is where the hilarity ensues. BAM! I think this ad is another favorite
Doritos "The Best Part" (up): Doritos definitely has a leg up in the ad game this year so far. They now have not one, but two of my favorite ads! This commercial shows a creepy guy hanging out behind people eating eating Doritos to lick off/smell the remains on their body (fingers, pants, etc). This is another one you should check out.
Pepsi "Torpedo Cooler" (down): I know I rated another ad as a "thumbs up" for someone getting hit in the head and this has someone getting hit in the nuts and I give it a "thumbs down". I don't know, I didn't like the characters as much and found the nuts shot too fake. I do want a machine that shoots me cold Pepsi from across the lawn.
Doritos "House Sitting" (up): I don't think this ad is one of my favorites like the other Dorito ads, but it was still pretty good. The fact that the house sitting friend brings back things from the dead with Dorito sprinkles makes me wish that could happen sometimes (what I really want is for Doritos to bring Pushing Daisies back from the dead). Anyhow, the last thing that he brings back from the dead is the greatest.
Hyundai "Hypnotize" (down): This ad didn't really do much for me, just a kid getting zoned out with a creepy bunny on his dashboard.
Kia "One Epic Ride (up): I liked how the Kia car went through time and different centuries. The scenes were well done and the ways in which they showcased the car were creative.
Lipton Brisk "Eminem" (down): It was interesting to see Eminem animated and his world flip around as he walked, but I really didn't connect much with the commercial. All I thought was "oh cool, Eminem animated" and that was it.
Go Daddy "The New Go Daddy Girl" (down): It's always the same old thing every year with Go Daddy. Show a hot chick doing something, say you can find the rest on the website. This year they added disgusting Joan Rivers as the "new girl". Gross. She's the one who decides whether people have fashion sense or not on the red carpet and has a gross looking face. I could care not to watch that again.
Budweiser "Wild West" (down): A scary guy walks in the door and once he gets his Budweiser becomes all soft and starts singing. Seemed pretty predictable and the song choice made me more annoyed because it's overplayed than anything.
Telaflora "Help Me Faith" (up): This commercial reminds me of some of the things my guy friends have joked around with me about.
BMW "X3" (down): The commercial just showed off the car.
Motorola "Empower the People"(up): Another favorite. Loved the reference to 1984, loved the costumes, loved the plot.
Coca-cola "Seige" (not sure): I liked the animation of this clip; was kinda thinking it was a preview. But it wasn't. I didn't really get the plot of the commercial - how the dragon shot fireworks/confetti out of its mouth and scared off an army. I didn't think the dragon was that scary. Meh.
Volkswagon "The Force" (up): I love how a little kid is in a Darth Vader costume trying to use the force on different things throughout the commercial. Makes me want to be a kid again. I especially love the look that he gets when he thinks he actually used the force at the end. Only problem is, this version was so short on the television. I saw a preview, the long version, of this commercial online earlier today. Please go check that out if you can because that's another one of my favorites.
Careerbuilder "Parking Lot" (down): I'm over monkeys in commercials. The concept was pretty funny but I just don't find monkeys that funny anymore.
Chevrolet "Cruze Status" (down): I don't care if you had a good first date or not, checking your facebook status from your car immediately after you get done with a date is lame.
CarMax "Kid in Candy Store" (not sure): This commercial was creative in the way it was played out how everyone thought that they felt really special like another group of people. I especially liked the mermaid at the swim meet. But honestly, I don't think I would ever feel THAT special being a CarMax customer. I would rather be the kid in the candy store.
Mars "Snickers" (up): I don't care that this commercial is almost exactly like last years, I still found it funny (especially when the woman got knocked over by the log). Not a favorite but still pretty funny.
Sony Ericsson Xperia PLAY "Surgeon-Extended" (down): I don't remember seeing this one on the television. And I'm glad I didn't. Surgically putting thumbs onto the green droid guy?! GROSS. It just looks demented.
Salesforce "Chatter.com" (down): I could care less, and find a bit annoying, animated baby versions of the Black Eyed Peas. Also, I don't need any new social networking things in my life. I definitely don't feel like commenting on the next ad by them cause I just didn't care for it either.
CarMax "Go First" (down): Just didn't really care about people making others go first and try something to see if it was poisonous or get shot by enemies. I didn't feel a strong relation between that and the cars.
E-Trade "Tailor" (down): This is one of those yearly commercials that needs to die. The E-Trade talking baby is creepy. Realize it.
Hyundai "Deprogramming" (down): Pretty similar to their last ad. I see how they want to keep the consistency but I found it boring. Put that stuff on television when the Super Bowl isn't on.
Groupon "Tibet" (up): Yet another satirical commercial from Groupon that I laughed out loud at. I would say Doritos and Groupon have most of my favorites tonight.
Coca-cola "Border" (up): I thought this commercial was cute. Redrawing a border to share a Coke with an enemy = nice. I liked the look on their faces when they made sure no one was watching. Also, this commercial reminded me of what many Coca-Cola ads are about: sharing.
Stella Artois "Crying Jean" (up): Adrien Brody played a perfect part in this commercial. It was enough to make me cry and grab for a Stella Artois (okay, not really but I just loved his character).
CarMax "Gas Station" (up): I liked this ad the best out of all of the CarMax commercials. It's probably one of my favorites. The guy in the car was so freaked out by old-timey customer service, it was hilarious to watch.
Chrysler "Imported from Detroit" (down): I may be from the great state of Michigan, but that doesn't mean I have to give a thumbs up to this ad. I did like the way they showcased Detroit with the scenery and statues and buildings. What I didn't like was the second Eminem stepped out of the car, it discounted everything else in the commercial. Oh well.
Mini Countryman "Cram it in the Boot" (not sure): I liked this ad because it was kinda dirty the way they were saying "have you ever crammed it in the boot?" (butt, teehee). But I don't know how I feel about the ad as a whole yet.
Best Buy "Ozzy vs. Bieber" (up): I thought this was funny because it was making fun of 3G/4G, phones, Tron, and Bieber/Ozzy and how no one can keep up with the technology. Also, I like how they said "what is a Bieber?" "I think it's a girl".
Bridgestone "Reply All" (up): I loved how this office guy just ran around demolishing all kinds of peoples' computers because he hit reply all by accident on an e-mail.
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However, what I do love about the Super Bowl is the three F's: food, friends, and funny [ads]. I always joke around and tell my friends and kids I work with that the Super Bowl is one of my favorite holidays. It's because I'm always having a good time eating food with my favorite people and laughing at funny ads. My other favorite holidays - Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter - all involve lots of food and my favorite people as well.
So here I am, watching the game while drinking a Diet Pepsi and some Smirnoff, eating some chili dip and pretzels. However, I am more in this for the ads.
The fun thing about the ads as of 2011 is that you can vote "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" on Hulu for them right after they are shown on the television. So if you missed one the first time, want to see them again, don't want to watch the game but want to watch the ads, or want to vote, head on over. I have a widget at the end of this post (hopefully it will work) that will take you to Hulu.com to see the ads.
Now, I'll just be making a few comments for each ad. There may be spoilers. At the end I'll state whether I gave it a "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" on Hulu. This will be for creativity/hilarity of the ad. I will not rate the ads that are for campaigns.
Here we go...
Groupon "Whales" ("thumbs up"): Starts off with Cuba Gooding Jr. narrating about how whales are becoming extinct but then getting excited about how he and his friends got a discount on Groupon.com to go view the whales from a boat. When I saw this on tv, I thought it was an ad to save the whales, but I did not see the end coming.
Bud Light "Hack Job" ("thumbs down"): I just felt like the ad played off of stereotypes and wasn't as original/creative as I wanted it to be. Didn't really cause me to laugh.
Doritos "Pug Attack" (up): This was my favorite ad so far. It is about a man who taunts a dog through a glass door with Doritos. I bet you can guess who won that one. I also loved how the little dog's folds/ears were bouncing as it ran. So cute. So funny.
Audi "Release the Hounds" (up): This commercial showed many rich, older generation men and women locked up in a high end prison with their long cigarettes, fancy clothing, and champagne glasses. Two men escape and the prison unleashes some "tricks/traps" to catch the criminals. I laughed a bit and found the different ways they tried to catch the men to be creative. Plus there's a surprise at the end with Kenny G serenading the inmates.
Chevrolet "Cruze Eco Misunderstanding" (down): This commercial also plays on a stereotype, that old people cannot hear. I didn't find many of the comments made during the commercial funny. Also, the old people were watching a commercial about the new Chevrolet, so I found that a little redundant.
Bud Light "Product Placement" (up): I liked this commercial a lot better than their ad earlier in the night. They played off of the fact that there are a lot of ads in movies and put Bud Light EVERYWHERE in their sword-fighting battle. The part that I loved the most was when a huge Bud Light semi crashed through the set. Much better.
Chevrolet "Silverado TVC Tommy" (up): This commercial used a car instead of a dog to play Lassie. It would honk instead of barking when the child was in trouble and then help his parents rescue him. There are all kinds of ridiculous scenarios other than just the kid getting stuck in the well. I laughed during this ad.
Pepsi "Love Hurts" (up): If you love watching someone get knocked out by a can of Pepsi to the forehead, this commercial is for you. Throughout the commercial, it shows a man creatively cheating on his diet in different rooms and different ways - and his wife catching him each time. The last part of the commercial is where the hilarity ensues. BAM! I think this ad is another favorite
Doritos "The Best Part" (up): Doritos definitely has a leg up in the ad game this year so far. They now have not one, but two of my favorite ads! This commercial shows a creepy guy hanging out behind people eating eating Doritos to lick off/smell the remains on their body (fingers, pants, etc). This is another one you should check out.
Pepsi "Torpedo Cooler" (down): I know I rated another ad as a "thumbs up" for someone getting hit in the head and this has someone getting hit in the nuts and I give it a "thumbs down". I don't know, I didn't like the characters as much and found the nuts shot too fake. I do want a machine that shoots me cold Pepsi from across the lawn.
Doritos "House Sitting" (up): I don't think this ad is one of my favorites like the other Dorito ads, but it was still pretty good. The fact that the house sitting friend brings back things from the dead with Dorito sprinkles makes me wish that could happen sometimes (what I really want is for Doritos to bring Pushing Daisies back from the dead). Anyhow, the last thing that he brings back from the dead is the greatest.
Hyundai "Hypnotize" (down): This ad didn't really do much for me, just a kid getting zoned out with a creepy bunny on his dashboard.
Kia "One Epic Ride (up): I liked how the Kia car went through time and different centuries. The scenes were well done and the ways in which they showcased the car were creative.
Lipton Brisk "Eminem" (down): It was interesting to see Eminem animated and his world flip around as he walked, but I really didn't connect much with the commercial. All I thought was "oh cool, Eminem animated" and that was it.
Go Daddy "The New Go Daddy Girl" (down): It's always the same old thing every year with Go Daddy. Show a hot chick doing something, say you can find the rest on the website. This year they added disgusting Joan Rivers as the "new girl". Gross. She's the one who decides whether people have fashion sense or not on the red carpet and has a gross looking face. I could care not to watch that again.
Budweiser "Wild West" (down): A scary guy walks in the door and once he gets his Budweiser becomes all soft and starts singing. Seemed pretty predictable and the song choice made me more annoyed because it's overplayed than anything.
Telaflora "Help Me Faith" (up): This commercial reminds me of some of the things my guy friends have joked around with me about.
BMW "X3" (down): The commercial just showed off the car.
Motorola "Empower the People"(up): Another favorite. Loved the reference to 1984, loved the costumes, loved the plot.
Coca-cola "Seige" (not sure): I liked the animation of this clip; was kinda thinking it was a preview. But it wasn't. I didn't really get the plot of the commercial - how the dragon shot fireworks/confetti out of its mouth and scared off an army. I didn't think the dragon was that scary. Meh.
Volkswagon "The Force" (up): I love how a little kid is in a Darth Vader costume trying to use the force on different things throughout the commercial. Makes me want to be a kid again. I especially love the look that he gets when he thinks he actually used the force at the end. Only problem is, this version was so short on the television. I saw a preview, the long version, of this commercial online earlier today. Please go check that out if you can because that's another one of my favorites.
Careerbuilder "Parking Lot" (down): I'm over monkeys in commercials. The concept was pretty funny but I just don't find monkeys that funny anymore.
Chevrolet "Cruze Status" (down): I don't care if you had a good first date or not, checking your facebook status from your car immediately after you get done with a date is lame.
CarMax "Kid in Candy Store" (not sure): This commercial was creative in the way it was played out how everyone thought that they felt really special like another group of people. I especially liked the mermaid at the swim meet. But honestly, I don't think I would ever feel THAT special being a CarMax customer. I would rather be the kid in the candy store.
Mars "Snickers" (up): I don't care that this commercial is almost exactly like last years, I still found it funny (especially when the woman got knocked over by the log). Not a favorite but still pretty funny.
Sony Ericsson Xperia PLAY "Surgeon-Extended" (down): I don't remember seeing this one on the television. And I'm glad I didn't. Surgically putting thumbs onto the green droid guy?! GROSS. It just looks demented.
Salesforce "Chatter.com" (down): I could care less, and find a bit annoying, animated baby versions of the Black Eyed Peas. Also, I don't need any new social networking things in my life. I definitely don't feel like commenting on the next ad by them cause I just didn't care for it either.
CarMax "Go First" (down): Just didn't really care about people making others go first and try something to see if it was poisonous or get shot by enemies. I didn't feel a strong relation between that and the cars.
E-Trade "Tailor" (down): This is one of those yearly commercials that needs to die. The E-Trade talking baby is creepy. Realize it.
Hyundai "Deprogramming" (down): Pretty similar to their last ad. I see how they want to keep the consistency but I found it boring. Put that stuff on television when the Super Bowl isn't on.
Groupon "Tibet" (up): Yet another satirical commercial from Groupon that I laughed out loud at. I would say Doritos and Groupon have most of my favorites tonight.
Coca-cola "Border" (up): I thought this commercial was cute. Redrawing a border to share a Coke with an enemy = nice. I liked the look on their faces when they made sure no one was watching. Also, this commercial reminded me of what many Coca-Cola ads are about: sharing.
Stella Artois "Crying Jean" (up): Adrien Brody played a perfect part in this commercial. It was enough to make me cry and grab for a Stella Artois (okay, not really but I just loved his character).
CarMax "Gas Station" (up): I liked this ad the best out of all of the CarMax commercials. It's probably one of my favorites. The guy in the car was so freaked out by old-timey customer service, it was hilarious to watch.
Chrysler "Imported from Detroit" (down): I may be from the great state of Michigan, but that doesn't mean I have to give a thumbs up to this ad. I did like the way they showcased Detroit with the scenery and statues and buildings. What I didn't like was the second Eminem stepped out of the car, it discounted everything else in the commercial. Oh well.
Mini Countryman "Cram it in the Boot" (not sure): I liked this ad because it was kinda dirty the way they were saying "have you ever crammed it in the boot?" (butt, teehee). But I don't know how I feel about the ad as a whole yet.
Best Buy "Ozzy vs. Bieber" (up): I thought this was funny because it was making fun of 3G/4G, phones, Tron, and Bieber/Ozzy and how no one can keep up with the technology. Also, I like how they said "what is a Bieber?" "I think it's a girl".
Bridgestone "Reply All" (up): I loved how this office guy just ran around demolishing all kinds of peoples' computers because he hit reply all by accident on an e-mail.
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Sunday, January 16, 2011
Real-Time Blog Part-Way Through The Golden Globes
9:52 pm - Ewwww Christian Bale, please cut your hair. This is one of the first times I am not attracted to you; also, is Golden Globes just for the women because honestly all people can talk about is just how beautiful and smart the women are and that's about it.
10:12 pm - Why is Megan Fox on stage announcing something? Terrible actress.
10:14 pm - This Social Network guy has a pretty funny speech.
10:16 pm - Who is this January Jones? Golden Globes huh, can't stop staring at her golden globes.
10:17 pm - I don't think I've heard of The Big C.
10:17 pm - Can't they play a different song from Glee when it wins again? Come onnnnn. Here comes everybodyyyyy. Awww pretty, the cheerleader with down syndrome is on stage and looks gorgeous.
10:18 pm - yeahhhhh shoutout to public school workers! That's right, we should get paid more!
10:22 pm - Is Alicia Keys an actress? Isn't this show just about actors/actresses? And when was the last thing that she did? I don't remember hearing her name for years.
10:24 pm - Halle Berry's dress looked terrible online but on the television it looks hot!
10:24 pm - Johnny Depp, it goes to show you that even if you're nominated for two Golden Globes you may not win.
10:25 pm - Mmmm I would've eaten 5 boxes of Godiva chocolates too if they were placed in front of me.
10:26 pm - haha, Trifecta of hotties.
10:26 pm - I think he's the first one to get bleeped out that I've heard so far.
10:35 pm - Heck yeah, who wouldn't want to sleep with Natalie Portman? Good speech.
10:55 pm - The Social Network as the best film? Whatever. The Oscars is really the awards show I care about.
Time to do some work.
10:12 pm - Why is Megan Fox on stage announcing something? Terrible actress.
10:14 pm - This Social Network guy has a pretty funny speech.
10:16 pm - Who is this January Jones? Golden Globes huh, can't stop staring at her golden globes.
10:17 pm - I don't think I've heard of The Big C.
10:17 pm - Can't they play a different song from Glee when it wins again? Come onnnnn. Here comes everybodyyyyy. Awww pretty, the cheerleader with down syndrome is on stage and looks gorgeous.
10:18 pm - yeahhhhh shoutout to public school workers! That's right, we should get paid more!
10:22 pm - Is Alicia Keys an actress? Isn't this show just about actors/actresses? And when was the last thing that she did? I don't remember hearing her name for years.
10:24 pm - Halle Berry's dress looked terrible online but on the television it looks hot!
10:24 pm - Johnny Depp, it goes to show you that even if you're nominated for two Golden Globes you may not win.
10:25 pm - Mmmm I would've eaten 5 boxes of Godiva chocolates too if they were placed in front of me.
10:26 pm - haha, Trifecta of hotties.
10:26 pm - I think he's the first one to get bleeped out that I've heard so far.
10:35 pm - Heck yeah, who wouldn't want to sleep with Natalie Portman? Good speech.
10:55 pm - The Social Network as the best film? Whatever. The Oscars is really the awards show I care about.
Time to do some work.
Real-Time Blog of Troll 2
So my boyfriend and I were watching "Best Worst Movie", a documentary about "Troll 2", and he states that we haven't watched "Troll 2" yet. So luckily I find it on Netflix Instant Queue. Here is my real-time blogging of "Troll 2", a terrible movie:
0:00 - Intro with trolls
3:50 - Foreshadowing
4:00 - Started leaking green food coloring
4:26 - Do they really eat people?
5:00 - Apparently the Grandpa who was in the rocking chair is really dead. For like 6 months. Disappears.
5:40 - Wow, she really had to say out loud "me, his daughter" like I couldn't figure that out.
6:07 - The pacing is so slow.
6:15 - I really don't think you needed to say goodnight twice.
6:30 - yeah pump that iron and flash epic posters of horses
6:50 - Do you need all of those things on your work-out suit?
7:20 - Awkward open shirt dad.
7:34 - If there are only 20 people in the town, it's probably a creeper.
7:40 - Nobody wants to live like our ancestors, that's why we don't anymore.
7:56 - "when I was a kid, I had a playmate too" "but it wasn't your dead Grandfather" AWESOME
8:00-ish - "Who are the goblins?" "THE GOBLINS?!"
8:50 - The goblins are probably in your closet
9:10 - No, do not disgrace the Pistons in this movie by putting a banner of theirs in the little boy's room.
9:30 - Wow, what creepers, sneaking in on the child while he's sleeping, then on the girl while she's pumping iron.
9:57 - You're a victim of a nocturnal rapture
10:00 - release your instincts in the bathroom" "what do you want me to turn into a homo?"
10:38 - "my dad could eat your nuts"
10:50 - "What's wrong with having friends?" "Nothing if you want to be a virgin. You bring them to sleep with you, and I don't believe in group sex" ....whaaat?
11:00 - Then after calling the boy a homo who loves his friends, you want him to be your boyfriend and invite him on vacation. Then a little bit later he forgets to show up.
12:46 - "sing that song I like so much" "Row, row, row your boat" (oh God this reminds me of my family trips in the past)
15:00 - weird dream in the car
15:16 - "who would want to eat you little brother?" (robotic)
16 - I have to throw up by this homeless man holding a sign.
16:15 - oh apparently it is his dead Grandfather.
16:39 - nope, just a homeless dude he imagined as his Grandfather. A creepy one at that.
17:09 - wow this is a clean movie. Your girlfriend just flicked you off. Prolly shouldn't have followed her with your friends in a motorhome. Wow that guy is really short.
17:48 - there's no one here, that's normal because this is a farming community.
18:05 - the son is really whiny. shut up. that's right mother, you tell him. don't listen to your son.
18:10 - why are you calling your husband "father Waits"
18:35 - yep, the mother is wearing mom jeans.
19:45 - are they switching houses?
19:55 - yeah, keep telling them every little thing that's in your house before they leave. They don't care.
20:28 - The dad looks so happy to be in here.
20:57 - Creepy Grandpa is at the door. Don't let him in.
21:15 - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T LET THEM EAT!
21:40 - "You have 30 seconds to come up with some way to stop them [from eating]." Kid procedes to stand there. He has no idea what he's doing. Grandpa is creepy and can stop time.
22:44 - While time is stopped,
23:00 - Did the little boy just whip out his penis and pee all over the food?
23:07 - Don't spank him! Please don't spank him! (
23:32 - "Did you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!"
23:50 - Hunger strike? Well I'll accept the challenge. When I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. And I made it through it. So we'll see who makes it through this, but just remember, I have more practice than you. (Caleb: wow, way to one up your child)
24:19 - creepy photos on the wall
24:30 - creepy short shorts on guys.
24:47 - What in the world are they watching
24:50 - if you find twins, don't be greedy... (yeah like the nerd is gonna get laid)
25:20 - YEAH AWESOME MUSIC
25:40 - we all know how this story ends
25:52 - Why the hell did that boy tackle the girl? and then rub her boob?
26:00 - I'm human? Want to see? (yeah whip it out!....no.)
26:27 - wow, even the guy in this movie who first encounters the trolls knows they're fake. Just walks right up to them.
26:37 - Those are the most horrible costumes I've ever seen!
26:54 - let me give you some advice you dwarves (but you're as short as them...) get out of here or you're going to be in a lot of trouble! (yeah cause honestly they're afraid of you...sure...)
27:00 - yeah just got stabbed with a javelin before he could finish the sentence!
27:22 - were those guys just laying on each other? if they're so homophobic, why are they laying so close to each other?
28:00 - I'm pretty sure that that sound was the eagle from the Colbert Report.
28:22 - Hmmm...this house seems pretty legit. And look, there's a bed with satin sheets to make love on.
28:42 - THIS IS MY HOUSE! - weird old woman up the stairs (the librarian from hell according to Caleb)
29:11 - She seems legit. Does she have braces or gross teeth...can't really tell...
29:33 - she is also taking too long to talk. I have a feeling that this movie is so long because of how slow people talk and how many times they restate things.
29:59 - and how slow they walk.
30:24 - This woman's eyes look HUGE.
30:46 - yeah you probably shouldn't drink things strangers give you.
30:58 - gross puking up green stuff. And now she has to walk off stage in order to have the transformation.
31:23 - IT'S A TRAP!!!! I wouldn't drink a green drink that is now coming out of that girl.
31:48 - "What's happening to her? And why can't I move? There must be a logical reason for all of this." - said very slowly in a dull voice. Doesn't sound like he's scared or having any emotional reaction at all
32:02 - She's changing! (still doesn't seem scared)
32:20 - gooey green stuff. this does not look real.
32:52 - I would probably have left by now.
33:00 - They're eating her And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GODDDDD!!!
33:22 - Whiny little kid again.
33:37 - being in an "Aries" nightgown with Garfield on it does not make you attractive. Why are you talking to a mirror?
34:26 - creepy Grandfather pops into the girl's room and says "Joshua...Joshua..." uhhh wrong room.
34:50 - weird.
35:30 - Are you still smoking dope Holly?
36:30 - creepy Grandpa pops back up and says "I still have to learn the layout of this house" cause he tried to talk to the boy but really talked to his sister.
36:40 - the reason why the Grandfather ghost doesn't talk to the parents is because the mom doesn't listen to him so "that's why she married that good-for-nothing". Wow, way to call your Grandson's father a dick. He would not have been born if it weren't for him.
37:20 - Only you can do something G
37:36 - Seriously, you are homo because you're sleeping in the same bed.
38:00 - Gotta warm up for this walk.
38:30 - Wow, they didn't leave any food...maybe because you should've brought it your damn selves.
39:25 - This kid looks suspicious...in short shorts so he must be gay. I better pick him up in my car.
39:50 - Yeah just get in the car of a guy you've never met.
39:55 - I'm sheriff Gene Freak. Yeah prolly a freak.
40:37 - Yeah they're nice to strangers cause they have to feed them to the trolls. Seriously, no one thought visiting a town with 20 people in it was weird.
41:00 - Way to ask a question and then shut the door as he was answering.
41:20 - Creepy men standing around. No wonder there are no women.
41:42 - None of the milk is refrigerated. Gross.
41:54 - There's no coffee here in this town, it's the DEVIL'S DRINK!
42:37 - I would not drink free unrefrigerated milk.
43:00 - I'm not walking straight...but nothing's wrong.
45:30 - ZOOOOOOOOOM
45:56 - NILBOG, it's GOBLIN spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!!!
46:14 - Seriously, no one noticed their friend was gone, just thought he was getting laid. He's such an ugly nerd so how would that ever happen.
47:00 - Way to pop in and surprise your neighbors.
47:36 - ZOOOOOM again on FACEEEEEE
47:50 - Way to fall asleep reading a vegetable cooking book when you should be paying attention to your young son.
50:27 - Way to grab the kid's face.
51:17 - Way to have your shirt unbuttoned coming out of the camper. I'm pretty sure you were having gay sex.
51:25 - HECK YEAH the girl just clocked him! She's definitely stronger than her boyfriend. What a wuss, she is more of a man than he is.
52 something - Way to shove icecream into the boy's mouth.
53 something - DAD TO THE RESCUE!
54:30 - Wowwww nice van.
54:45 - Way to talk to the boys and scare them...not really...
56:25 - I'm pretty sure yelling to your friend when he's out of his mind and you can barely talk won't work well... He's prolly like "I'm trippin' balls".
57:35 - Kid still does not seem scared at all.
57:46 - If this kid can barely walk, how is he even dragging his friend out the door.
58:03 - This is taking forever.
58:27 - Wow that bitch slap was effective...flung him into the bed. Must be raping time!
59:19 - Very unconvincing chainsaw. Doesn't move half the time and really does not make real chainsaw sounds.
59:35 - Why is he laughing while he's getting chainsawed?
1 hr - yeahhhhhh let's throw a surprise party in your house.
1:00:45 - "Elliot's part of the family now." Yeah cause he just showed up finally even though you had a huge fight and he really didn't want to come and your dad hates him...
1:01 something - Kid just ditches his family even though they're gonna eat the green stuff. Way to care anymore.
1:01:54 - apparently the mirror where Grandpa used to come out is a trap too.
1:02:45 - Wow, they cannot even clap to the beat...
1:03:02 - Apparently Grandpa's ghost can come out and cut off a goblin's hand and it looks like clay.
1:03:25 - "We must move quickly to put out the fire" "What fire?!" (exactly. There is no fire at this point.)
1:03:31 - Oh, the fire they're going to make...whatever. Pyro Grandpa.
1:04:20 - THAT IS ENOUGH!
1:04:41 - Apparently Grandpa isn't a ghost anymore and can FINALLY help out? Why didn't he just step in before? Jerk.
1:05:08 - Wow it's taken the family about 10 minutes and they still haven't eaten yet. If I hadn't eaten for 2 days I would've dove in.
1:05:22 - "Hurry, let's put some fuel in the fire" (*face-palm*)
1:05:33 - Apparently the goblins can see the Grandfather.
1:05:46 - wow that was too easy.
1:06:01 - Oh no! I have to watch my Grandfather die again! Must be pretty damn traumatizing!
1:06:40 - "What happened?"
1:06:55 - Guy on fire is screaming the weirdest scream.
1:07:00 - Why the heck did my son set a guy on fire and not put it out with the fire extinguisher?!
1:07:33 - Goblin is revealed!
1:07:34 - "Oh my God, what is this?!"
1:07:56 - The crazy music lets us know that all of the villagers are gonna turn on them.
1:08:18 - The Goblin's scariest/best attack is just staring at the humans. Not actually fighting them.
1:08:39 - Wow...sorry son, you were right...
1:11:15 - Stupid boyfriend, help us!
1:11:20 - Grandpa's been the one helping us all this time!!
1:11:35 - Apparently a saiance (sp?) is gonna help bring him back from the dead.
1:12:06 - best sexy music ever.
1:12:41 - Awesome, I'm gonna listen to what the tv girl is saying.
1:13:13 - I can't wait to eat corn with this woman!
1:14:33 - This kid does not look turned on. Definitely gay.
1:14:55 - Worst seductive dance ever.
1:15:03 - kid has no idea what to do with the corn...
1:15:32 - yeah, sexiest scene ever.
1:15:35 - how the heck did popcorn pop from that?
1:15:48 - how did they get the candles to stand up on the table?
1:16:01 - Why do you rely on your Grandpa so much, man up and take care of your own problems?
1:16:42 - The goblins don't get why they aren't "showing any signs of life" inside the house...because they're being quiet. Also maybe you should just attack them while they're vulnerable.
1:18:13 - Child looks like he's stoned. Worst concentration face ever.
1:18:33 - So did the kid just turn into a goblin? errr what? did he get teleported? not sure what's going on. Does the Grandfather not care about the rest of his family, just the boy? Oh...wait, I think I he got tricked. Haha gullible boy!
1:21:23 - Tree rape from behind! (are we sure this isn't Evil Dead II?)
1:22:11 - Only take out the contents when you really need it (how about a while ago???)
1:23:50 - They have backed the humans into a corner but are just staring at them...okay...
1:23:51 - "We're all humans! Let's talk about this!" (ummm not really, they're goblins...)
1:24:45 - Wow the goblin's mouth barely moved when he talked...
1:25:00 - And now they just disappeared...
1:25:05 - Apparently Grandpa is leaving forever now. And child is whining about it. And only the power of good will kill the goblins. Really?! seriously?!
1:26:55 - A DOUBLE-DECKER BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!!
1:27:10 - Apparently carnivore-ism is the only way to defeat them. And throwing the sandwich.
1:27:53 - Apparently the power of goodness comes out of a family touching a stone. And creates lightning. Lightning on a black background not actually hitting anything. And somehow the goblins are dying. I'm pretty sure killing things is not a power of goodness.
1:28:56 - dying = shaking on the floor and poofing out into smoke.
1:29:11 - Wow that was uneventful.
1:29:22 - okay, let's just drive home.
1:29:36 - I need to go home. For a while.
1:29:56 - apparently the mother is not at all shocked. and just gonna eat an apple.
1:31:07 - creepy noises coming through the closet or other room at home.
1:31:43 - Who leaves the bathroom door open while taking a shower.
1:31:57 - I love how the first thing they do when they get home is go into different rooms.
1:32:20 - Apparently goblins like to write messages on balls and cakes and things. And they followed the family home and ate his mom while she was in the shower.
1:33:03 - "They took my mom!!!"
1:33:31 - "Do you want some Joshua?" (of his mom)
1:33:46 - End the movie with the boy screaming
So apparently they were thinking there was gonna be a third???
God no.
Alright, time to finish "Best Worst Movie"...
So apparently the director thinks it's a great movie and goes into all the deep details but the writer states that all she did was replace vampires with vegetarians in the movie, because all of her friends became vegetarians and she hated it. Wow.
What is this guy doing comparing Troll 2 to Harry Potter?!?!
Also while watching the movie, you could tell that the music was done on a keyboard but in the "Best Worst Movie" it shows it being done.
Oh God do not bring the director to America to see that the only reason his movie has "recent success" is because his movie was so bad that everyone wants to see it and laugh. Ugh. And now the actor has to lie to him and acts like it was a great movie. And he doesn't get how the crowd is laughing about it when they say it's "awesome". Oh God they're all going to laugh at the movie during serious parts and the director isn't going to get it.
Okay I can't blog about this anymore, it's just too much to write. And just so awkward.
0:00 - Intro with trolls
3:50 - Foreshadowing
4:00 - Started leaking green food coloring
4:26 - Do they really eat people?
5:00 - Apparently the Grandpa who was in the rocking chair is really dead. For like 6 months. Disappears.
5:40 - Wow, she really had to say out loud "me, his daughter" like I couldn't figure that out.
6:07 - The pacing is so slow.
6:15 - I really don't think you needed to say goodnight twice.
6:30 - yeah pump that iron and flash epic posters of horses
6:50 - Do you need all of those things on your work-out suit?
7:20 - Awkward open shirt dad.
7:34 - If there are only 20 people in the town, it's probably a creeper.
7:40 - Nobody wants to live like our ancestors, that's why we don't anymore.
7:56 - "when I was a kid, I had a playmate too" "but it wasn't your dead Grandfather" AWESOME
8:00-ish - "Who are the goblins?" "THE GOBLINS?!"
8:50 - The goblins are probably in your closet
9:10 - No, do not disgrace the Pistons in this movie by putting a banner of theirs in the little boy's room.
9:30 - Wow, what creepers, sneaking in on the child while he's sleeping, then on the girl while she's pumping iron.
9:57 - You're a victim of a nocturnal rapture
10:00 - release your instincts in the bathroom" "what do you want me to turn into a homo?"
10:38 - "my dad could eat your nuts"
10:50 - "What's wrong with having friends?" "Nothing if you want to be a virgin. You bring them to sleep with you, and I don't believe in group sex" ....whaaat?
11:00 - Then after calling the boy a homo who loves his friends, you want him to be your boyfriend and invite him on vacation. Then a little bit later he forgets to show up.
12:46 - "sing that song I like so much" "Row, row, row your boat" (oh God this reminds me of my family trips in the past)
15:00 - weird dream in the car
15:16 - "who would want to eat you little brother?" (robotic)
16 - I have to throw up by this homeless man holding a sign.
16:15 - oh apparently it is his dead Grandfather.
16:39 - nope, just a homeless dude he imagined as his Grandfather. A creepy one at that.
17:09 - wow this is a clean movie. Your girlfriend just flicked you off. Prolly shouldn't have followed her with your friends in a motorhome. Wow that guy is really short.
17:48 - there's no one here, that's normal because this is a farming community.
18:05 - the son is really whiny. shut up. that's right mother, you tell him. don't listen to your son.
18:10 - why are you calling your husband "father Waits"
18:35 - yep, the mother is wearing mom jeans.
19:45 - are they switching houses?
19:55 - yeah, keep telling them every little thing that's in your house before they leave. They don't care.
20:28 - The dad looks so happy to be in here.
20:57 - Creepy Grandpa is at the door. Don't let him in.
21:15 - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T LET THEM EAT!
21:40 - "You have 30 seconds to come up with some way to stop them [from eating]." Kid procedes to stand there. He has no idea what he's doing. Grandpa is creepy and can stop time.
22:44 - While time is stopped,
23:00 - Did the little boy just whip out his penis and pee all over the food?
23:07 - Don't spank him! Please don't spank him! (
23:32 - "Did you see this writing? Do you know what it means? Hospitality! And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!"
23:50 - Hunger strike? Well I'll accept the challenge. When I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. And I made it through it. So we'll see who makes it through this, but just remember, I have more practice than you. (Caleb: wow, way to one up your child)
24:19 - creepy photos on the wall
24:30 - creepy short shorts on guys.
24:47 - What in the world are they watching
24:50 - if you find twins, don't be greedy... (yeah like the nerd is gonna get laid)
25:20 - YEAH AWESOME MUSIC
25:40 - we all know how this story ends
25:52 - Why the hell did that boy tackle the girl? and then rub her boob?
26:00 - I'm human? Want to see? (yeah whip it out!....no.)
26:27 - wow, even the guy in this movie who first encounters the trolls knows they're fake. Just walks right up to them.
26:37 - Those are the most horrible costumes I've ever seen!
26:54 - let me give you some advice you dwarves (but you're as short as them...) get out of here or you're going to be in a lot of trouble! (yeah cause honestly they're afraid of you...sure...)
27:00 - yeah just got stabbed with a javelin before he could finish the sentence!
27:22 - were those guys just laying on each other? if they're so homophobic, why are they laying so close to each other?
28:00 - I'm pretty sure that that sound was the eagle from the Colbert Report.
28:22 - Hmmm...this house seems pretty legit. And look, there's a bed with satin sheets to make love on.
28:42 - THIS IS MY HOUSE! - weird old woman up the stairs (the librarian from hell according to Caleb)
29:11 - She seems legit. Does she have braces or gross teeth...can't really tell...
29:33 - she is also taking too long to talk. I have a feeling that this movie is so long because of how slow people talk and how many times they restate things.
29:59 - and how slow they walk.
30:24 - This woman's eyes look HUGE.
30:46 - yeah you probably shouldn't drink things strangers give you.
30:58 - gross puking up green stuff. And now she has to walk off stage in order to have the transformation.
31:23 - IT'S A TRAP!!!! I wouldn't drink a green drink that is now coming out of that girl.
31:48 - "What's happening to her? And why can't I move? There must be a logical reason for all of this." - said very slowly in a dull voice. Doesn't sound like he's scared or having any emotional reaction at all
32:02 - She's changing! (still doesn't seem scared)
32:20 - gooey green stuff. this does not look real.
32:52 - I would probably have left by now.
33:00 - They're eating her And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GODDDDD!!!
33:22 - Whiny little kid again.
33:37 - being in an "Aries" nightgown with Garfield on it does not make you attractive. Why are you talking to a mirror?
34:26 - creepy Grandfather pops into the girl's room and says "Joshua...Joshua..." uhhh wrong room.
34:50 - weird.
35:30 - Are you still smoking dope Holly?
36:30 - creepy Grandpa pops back up and says "I still have to learn the layout of this house" cause he tried to talk to the boy but really talked to his sister.
36:40 - the reason why the Grandfather ghost doesn't talk to the parents is because the mom doesn't listen to him so "that's why she married that good-for-nothing". Wow, way to call your Grandson's father a dick. He would not have been born if it weren't for him.
37:20 - Only you can do something G
37:36 - Seriously, you are homo because you're sleeping in the same bed.
38:00 - Gotta warm up for this walk.
38:30 - Wow, they didn't leave any food...maybe because you should've brought it your damn selves.
39:25 - This kid looks suspicious...in short shorts so he must be gay. I better pick him up in my car.
39:50 - Yeah just get in the car of a guy you've never met.
39:55 - I'm sheriff Gene Freak. Yeah prolly a freak.
40:37 - Yeah they're nice to strangers cause they have to feed them to the trolls. Seriously, no one thought visiting a town with 20 people in it was weird.
41:00 - Way to ask a question and then shut the door as he was answering.
41:20 - Creepy men standing around. No wonder there are no women.
41:42 - None of the milk is refrigerated. Gross.
41:54 - There's no coffee here in this town, it's the DEVIL'S DRINK!
42:37 - I would not drink free unrefrigerated milk.
43:00 - I'm not walking straight...but nothing's wrong.
45:30 - ZOOOOOOOOOM
45:56 - NILBOG, it's GOBLIN spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!!!
46:14 - Seriously, no one noticed their friend was gone, just thought he was getting laid. He's such an ugly nerd so how would that ever happen.
47:00 - Way to pop in and surprise your neighbors.
47:36 - ZOOOOOM again on FACEEEEEE
47:50 - Way to fall asleep reading a vegetable cooking book when you should be paying attention to your young son.
50:27 - Way to grab the kid's face.
51:17 - Way to have your shirt unbuttoned coming out of the camper. I'm pretty sure you were having gay sex.
51:25 - HECK YEAH the girl just clocked him! She's definitely stronger than her boyfriend. What a wuss, she is more of a man than he is.
52 something - Way to shove icecream into the boy's mouth.
53 something - DAD TO THE RESCUE!
54:30 - Wowwww nice van.
54:45 - Way to talk to the boys and scare them...not really...
56:25 - I'm pretty sure yelling to your friend when he's out of his mind and you can barely talk won't work well... He's prolly like "I'm trippin' balls".
57:35 - Kid still does not seem scared at all.
57:46 - If this kid can barely walk, how is he even dragging his friend out the door.
58:03 - This is taking forever.
58:27 - Wow that bitch slap was effective...flung him into the bed. Must be raping time!
59:19 - Very unconvincing chainsaw. Doesn't move half the time and really does not make real chainsaw sounds.
59:35 - Why is he laughing while he's getting chainsawed?
1 hr - yeahhhhhh let's throw a surprise party in your house.
1:00:45 - "Elliot's part of the family now." Yeah cause he just showed up finally even though you had a huge fight and he really didn't want to come and your dad hates him...
1:01 something - Kid just ditches his family even though they're gonna eat the green stuff. Way to care anymore.
1:01:54 - apparently the mirror where Grandpa used to come out is a trap too.
1:02:45 - Wow, they cannot even clap to the beat...
1:03:02 - Apparently Grandpa's ghost can come out and cut off a goblin's hand and it looks like clay.
1:03:25 - "We must move quickly to put out the fire" "What fire?!" (exactly. There is no fire at this point.)
1:03:31 - Oh, the fire they're going to make...whatever. Pyro Grandpa.
1:04:20 - THAT IS ENOUGH!
1:04:41 - Apparently Grandpa isn't a ghost anymore and can FINALLY help out? Why didn't he just step in before? Jerk.
1:05:08 - Wow it's taken the family about 10 minutes and they still haven't eaten yet. If I hadn't eaten for 2 days I would've dove in.
1:05:22 - "Hurry, let's put some fuel in the fire" (*face-palm*)
1:05:33 - Apparently the goblins can see the Grandfather.
1:05:46 - wow that was too easy.
1:06:01 - Oh no! I have to watch my Grandfather die again! Must be pretty damn traumatizing!
1:06:40 - "What happened?"
1:06:55 - Guy on fire is screaming the weirdest scream.
1:07:00 - Why the heck did my son set a guy on fire and not put it out with the fire extinguisher?!
1:07:33 - Goblin is revealed!
1:07:34 - "Oh my God, what is this?!"
1:07:56 - The crazy music lets us know that all of the villagers are gonna turn on them.
1:08:18 - The Goblin's scariest/best attack is just staring at the humans. Not actually fighting them.
1:08:39 - Wow...sorry son, you were right...
1:11:15 - Stupid boyfriend, help us!
1:11:20 - Grandpa's been the one helping us all this time!!
1:11:35 - Apparently a saiance (sp?) is gonna help bring him back from the dead.
1:12:06 - best sexy music ever.
1:12:41 - Awesome, I'm gonna listen to what the tv girl is saying.
1:13:13 - I can't wait to eat corn with this woman!
1:14:33 - This kid does not look turned on. Definitely gay.
1:14:55 - Worst seductive dance ever.
1:15:03 - kid has no idea what to do with the corn...
1:15:32 - yeah, sexiest scene ever.
1:15:35 - how the heck did popcorn pop from that?
1:15:48 - how did they get the candles to stand up on the table?
1:16:01 - Why do you rely on your Grandpa so much, man up and take care of your own problems?
1:16:42 - The goblins don't get why they aren't "showing any signs of life" inside the house...because they're being quiet. Also maybe you should just attack them while they're vulnerable.
1:18:13 - Child looks like he's stoned. Worst concentration face ever.
1:18:33 - So did the kid just turn into a goblin? errr what? did he get teleported? not sure what's going on. Does the Grandfather not care about the rest of his family, just the boy? Oh...wait, I think I he got tricked. Haha gullible boy!
1:21:23 - Tree rape from behind! (are we sure this isn't Evil Dead II?)
1:22:11 - Only take out the contents when you really need it (how about a while ago???)
1:23:50 - They have backed the humans into a corner but are just staring at them...okay...
1:23:51 - "We're all humans! Let's talk about this!" (ummm not really, they're goblins...)
1:24:45 - Wow the goblin's mouth barely moved when he talked...
1:25:00 - And now they just disappeared...
1:25:05 - Apparently Grandpa is leaving forever now. And child is whining about it. And only the power of good will kill the goblins. Really?! seriously?!
1:26:55 - A DOUBLE-DECKER BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!!
1:27:10 - Apparently carnivore-ism is the only way to defeat them. And throwing the sandwich.
1:27:53 - Apparently the power of goodness comes out of a family touching a stone. And creates lightning. Lightning on a black background not actually hitting anything. And somehow the goblins are dying. I'm pretty sure killing things is not a power of goodness.
1:28:56 - dying = shaking on the floor and poofing out into smoke.
1:29:11 - Wow that was uneventful.
1:29:22 - okay, let's just drive home.
1:29:36 - I need to go home. For a while.
1:29:56 - apparently the mother is not at all shocked. and just gonna eat an apple.
1:31:07 - creepy noises coming through the closet or other room at home.
1:31:43 - Who leaves the bathroom door open while taking a shower.
1:31:57 - I love how the first thing they do when they get home is go into different rooms.
1:32:20 - Apparently goblins like to write messages on balls and cakes and things. And they followed the family home and ate his mom while she was in the shower.
1:33:03 - "They took my mom!!!"
1:33:31 - "Do you want some Joshua?" (of his mom)
1:33:46 - End the movie with the boy screaming
So apparently they were thinking there was gonna be a third???
God no.
Alright, time to finish "Best Worst Movie"...
So apparently the director thinks it's a great movie and goes into all the deep details but the writer states that all she did was replace vampires with vegetarians in the movie, because all of her friends became vegetarians and she hated it. Wow.
What is this guy doing comparing Troll 2 to Harry Potter?!?!
Also while watching the movie, you could tell that the music was done on a keyboard but in the "Best Worst Movie" it shows it being done.
Oh God do not bring the director to America to see that the only reason his movie has "recent success" is because his movie was so bad that everyone wants to see it and laugh. Ugh. And now the actor has to lie to him and acts like it was a great movie. And he doesn't get how the crowd is laughing about it when they say it's "awesome". Oh God they're all going to laugh at the movie during serious parts and the director isn't going to get it.
Okay I can't blog about this anymore, it's just too much to write. And just so awkward.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
I Might Just Turn This Movie Off
I don't care how many damn Academy Awards this movie has, I don't think I can sit through another minute of Moonstruck.
The dialogue makes me want to puke, the story make me laugh and bring a palm to my face, and it is as boring as shit.
Why is this movie supposed to be good?
The dialogue makes me want to puke, the story make me laugh and bring a palm to my face, and it is as boring as shit.
Why is this movie supposed to be good?
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